Before I get into the details of my BangkokProstate Massage experience, please tell me that you have got vaccinated. If you haven't yet, please get the jab and safeguard yourself from all the madness going around. The current Bangkok Lockdown Status is not a pretty one and I have to say, we've been hit hard.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Where Can I Get a Prostate Massage in Bangkok?
I had mine at Analisa Massage. I went in for a deep tissue rub and was quickly upsold to the Bangkok prostate massage. My earlier review of Analisa was unflattering, but this visit changed my mind, and I would recommend it to anyone who wants to try a prostate massage for the first time.
How Do I Ask for a Gentle Prostate Massage in Bangkok?
Tell the mamasan plainly what you want. I said I wanted a gentle prostate massage that was not too rough, and she understood straight away and sent a girl to take me to the room. Being clear at the counter is the best way to avoid a rougher session than you wanted.
Should I Choose My Own Girl for a Prostate Massage at Analisa?
Generally I tell people to choose their own girl at Analisa. This time I left it to the mamasan, because I figured she knew her staff best, and it worked out well for me. If you are nervous, as I was, letting her choose is a reasonable option.
Does a Prostate Massage Hurt?
I was expecting a little pain, but it felt the opposite for me. The girl was gentle and patient, and the session went on for around 15 minutes. Everyone is different, so go slowly and speak up. This isn't medical advice, so see a clinic if you have any health concerns.
Will a Bangkok Massage Shop Upsell Me a Prostate Massage?
It happened to me. I booked a deep tissue rub and tug at Analisa and was quickly upsold the infamous prostate massage. You can say no if you are not ready. If you do say yes, tell the mamasan what you want so you know what you are getting.
Were Massage Shops Open During the Bangkok Lockdown?
At the time of writing, most massage shops were open, and the highly reviewed ones were taking appointments. BJ bars were open too, and some were operating as restaurants. Rules were changing constantly, so check that a place is open before you go.
Were Go-Go Bars Open in Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy During the Lockdown?
Very few were. When I walked through Nana Plaza at the time of writing, my favorite, Billboard, was closed, and on Soi Cowboy maybe three or four bars were open. Bars post updates on Twitter when they open, so track them there before you travel.
Could You Still Travel to Thailand During the Bangkok Lockdown?
At the time of writing the Thai government had not closed its borders, so you could still get on a plane, even from the United States. You did need to be vaccinated and quarantined on arrival, so I'd plan a longer holiday to give yourself enough time. Check the current rules before booking.
What Can I Do in Bangkok If the Go-Go Bars Are Closed?
I would order a girl to my room using Smooci or any Thai escort service, or head to a massage shop and get a prostate massage, which is what I did. Some bars were also trading as regular restaurants, with drinks served in coffee cups, so ask around before you go out.
