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Analisa Massage Bangkok Review

A frank review of Analisa Massage Bangkok, where punters come to meet Thai girls and have fun.

Updated 4 min read

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Key Takeaways

The short version, in 5 points.

  1. At the time of writing, around ฿2,000 bought a one hour massage, blowjob and full service at Analisa Massage Bangkok, and the menu spells it out.
  2. The rooms have a shower like other soapy massage shops, but a massage table instead of a bed.
  3. Extras are negotiated in the room, and one girl asked for another ฿500 for a blowjob without a condom.
  4. Tell the mamasan exactly what you want, that you do not want things taken slowly, and ask for a girl who can satisfy you.
  5. An uncooperative girl spoiled the visit, but Analisa Massage Bangkok is worth another go if it changes how it looks after patrons.
Contents4 sections
  1. 1Analisa Massage Bangkok Room
  2. 2Analisa Needs Better Girls
  3. 3Final Verdict on Analisa Massage Bangkok
  4. 4Frequently Asked Questions

Picked Took Ta (Gecko). She's a small 28-year-old girl. She is reasonably good looking. I paid around 2,000 for massage, BJ, FS for 1 hour. They even spell it out in the menu. Analisa Massage Bangkok is one of those places you go to have a good time. It's filled with young girls that know exactly what it takes to please a man. I have heard of people that go there for the Prostate Massage in Bangkok but I shall have to try that out some other time.

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Analisa Massage Bangkok Room

The room has a shower like all other soapy massage shops but has a massage table instead of a bed. That was the first turn-off. Time for the BJ and she asks if I want a condom. So of course I say no, and she asks how much more will I give her for BBBJ- I said no more money. She said then no BBBJ. So I gave in to her demand for an extra 500 Baht.

Analisa Needs Better Girls

So then she lathers my dick up with gel and gives me 90% HJ and barely 10% BJ. Now I'm getting frustrated and kind of turned off. So I take back control and get her kneeling on the floor and me sitting on edge of the massage table. She keeps doing the 3 second BJ 20 second HJ routine. Finally gets me up. But no kissing, don't touch my pussy, and I'm thinking what a fucking mistake this was. Then she does the hard to get inside routine and I give up. She finishes me with a sloppy HJ.

Analisa Massage Bangkok

Final Verdict on Analisa Massage Bangkok

I really hope that Analisa Massage Bangkok changes things around. They need better girls that are more cooperative. I do not mind returning if they change their policy on how to take care of their patrons. If you are going here, please check with the mamasan exactly what you want. Specify to her that you do not want to take things slow. You should always ask for a girl that can satisfy you. Their website seems to have done a good job at highlighting the girls that work there. But I think it needs to get better.

Frequently Asked Questions

How Much Does Analisa Massage Bangkok Cost?

At the time of writing, I paid around ฿2,000 for a one hour session that covered a massage, a blowjob and full service. The menu spells it out. I also paid an extra ฿500 for something I had asked for, so confirm the total with the mamasan before you go upstairs.

What Is Included in the One Hour Menu at Analisa Massage Bangkok?

The one hour menu spells out a massage, a blowjob and full service for around ฿2,000. Anything extra is agreed with the girl. In my case that was a request for a blowjob without a condom, which cost another ฿500. Prices change, so ask the mamasan to confirm what is covered.

What Are the Rooms Like at Analisa Massage Bangkok?

The room has a shower, like other soapy massage shops, but it has a massage table instead of a bed. That was my first turn-off. Do not expect a soapy bed setup, and think about how you feel on a table before you commit to the full hour.

Should I Use a Condom at Analisa Massage Bangkok?

Yes, I would. The girl asked if I wanted a condom, and then asked for an extra ฿500 for a blowjob without one. Protection is a sensible default with any freelancer or massage lady. This is not medical advice, so see a clinic if you have any concerns afterwards.

Is Analisa Massage Bangkok Worth It?

Not on my visit. The girl gave mostly a handjob with very little blowjob, with no kissing and no touching, and I felt it was a mistake. I still hope the place improves and would return if it did. It is one visit, so ask the mamasan carefully before you pay.

How Do I Get a Better Session at Analisa Massage Bangkok?

Check with the mamasan exactly what you want before you go in. I suggest specifying that you do not want to take things slow, and always asking for a girl who can satisfy you. The website highlights the girls who work there, so look first and pick someone suitable.

Does Analisa Massage Bangkok Offer Prostate Massage?

I have heard of people going to Analisa for a prostate massage but I have not tried it, so I cannot say. I have a separate guide on the site about prostate massage in Bangkok. Ask the mamasan on the day whether it is offered and what it costs.

Can I Choose a Girl Before I Go to Analisa Massage Bangkok?

Partly. The website seems to have done a good job of highlighting the girls who work there, though I think it needs to get better. I picked a 28-year-old called Took Ta (Gecko) in person. Look at the site first, but ask the mamasan who is working that day.

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