Getting a massage in Bangkok never gets old. There are so many variations of the kinds of massages you can get here and each of them has something amazing to offer. The Bangkok Milking Table is yet another experience everyone told me to try so I decided to go ahead and get one.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What Does the Bangkok Milking Table Service Involve?
The Bangkok Milking Table is an outcall service for punters, run as Mai and Tong's Bangkok Milking Table. The girls bring a massage table to your hotel or condo, and they specialize in 4 hands sessions, so you meet two girls. It is not a shop you can walk into.
How Much Does the Bangkok Milking Table Cost?
At the time of writing, the price was 7000 baht for two girls for two hours. I thought that was decent, though not the cheapest. The lady on the phone suggested a minimum two-hour session. Prices change, so confirm the amount when you call.
Can I Walk in to the Bangkok Milking Table?
No. It is a complete outcall service, so the girls come to your hotel or condo and there is no shop to walk into. They say they are available 24/7. When I booked, they asked where I was staying and how long I wanted a massage.
How Do I Book the Bangkok Milking Table?
Call them. They asked me basic questions about where I was staying and how long I wanted, and they didn't make any recommendations or ask what I was looking for. I asked for a 4 hands massage with two ladies, and booked 4 pm in my room.
Should I Choose the Girls in Advance at the Bangkok Milking Table?
Yes, and it is the mistake I made. I saw some really cute girls on their website but didn't ask for them, so two others arrived and I didn't enjoy it. Go through the website, pick the girls you want and ask for them by name on the phone.
Can I Get a Refund If the Bangkok Milking Table Session Isn't Good?
In my case, yes. I cut a two-hour booking down to one hour because I wasn't enjoying it. The girls understood, charged me for just one hour and refunded the rest of my money. The girls were polite throughout, so don't be afraid to speak up.
What Services Does the Bangkok Milking Table Offer?
Their website lists a custom milking table and a milking chair, a testicle massage, a properly done prostate massage and Nuru massage, among other services. On paper it looked great to me. Ask the lady on the phone exactly what is included before you pay.
Is the Bangkok Milking Table Worth It?
Not for me. Two girls for 2 hours at 7000 baht sounded decent, but I didn't pick the girls and the session was cut to one hour. I think I'd have enjoyed it more with the girls from the website. This is outcall, so choose carefully before you book.
What Are the Alternatives to the Bangkok Milking Table?
If you don't like outcall, I'd go to Wood Bar or Lolitas for a BJ, or to Analisa Massage for a really great PSE. If it's too late in the evening, head to Soi Cowboy. All of these are walk-in options, so you can see the girls first.
