Review: Bangkok Passion Massage

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I went to Bangkok Passion Massage (http://bangkokpassionmassage.com/) and had the 2 ladies soapy massage experience. This was my first time at any such establishment. Here is my experience and my Bangkok Passion Massage Review.

Bangkok Passion Massage Review
Bangkok Passion Massage Review

You go in, and you’re in a small little front office area, with about 6 girls sitting on 2 couches around you. I had some difficulties with the mamasan / cashier as her English was very limited. But the pricing list is virtually the same as the website. One of the other girls, the best looking and most perky one jumped in to help translate. The mamasan had a friendly and good attitude. There is no “fish bowl”. It’s basically a cramped little office. Some of the girls did not even look up for their phone.

As per other posts on this site, the photos on the Bangkok Passion Massage website are not real. The first lady I was with is on the site but her photos are obviously photoshopped. The second one is not on the site. The first one still quite attractive and do-able, and the second girl was good but not great looking. But the overall level of hotness in real life does not approach the website pictures.

Bangkok Passion Massage Momo
Bangkok Passion Massage Momo

To get to the room, you go into a little hallway, through a small kitchen, and up a very steep, narrow flight of stairs. I needed to use the washroom, and the light inside was not working. The picture of the VIP room on the website is accurate, though I have to say the finishing on the walls and floor are a bit rough. In my head I was expecting some kind of fancy spa type of atmosphere similar to what you see in porn but that was not the case. The room was still serviceable and you forget about it once the action begins. The one woman started up a music playlist using youtube on her phone speaker.

The ladies filled up the tub and we all got undressed and started in the soapy part. It was quite intimidating for me, being in there naked with these 2 soapy women. They did know what to do and how to work as a team in the Jacuzzi. They did all sorts of soapy washing, I was pretty nervous, but they knew how to do it. The Jacuzzi had this neck cushion thing for me to lie back on, but it wasn’t really that comfortable. They joked about seeing if I could get up to 10 shots (Following the soapy part, we next get into the bed. The bed part is not soapy. It is an oil massage. I lie on my front. They massage up and down my body for quite some time, using their hands and their bodies. This actually really intense and I was literally shaking at some points, as my body does have some erogenous spots that you would not expect.

The two ladies kept chatting back and forth in Thai, and I found it a little annoying. Maybe if I do this in the future, I would only get 1 lady.

Then I flipped over and they got to the main business of this Bangkok Passion Massage Review. They know how to handle a man’s equipment, but it was pretty intense for me and some of the stimulation was too much and I had to ask them to be more gentle. (Many techniques to stimulate circumcised men are too much for uncut people like me, since I have a lot more nerve endings and thinner glans skin.) I was still anxious about the whole thing and had some difficulties getting my manly parts into gear. But the ladies were working quite hard and emphatically to help me get things going. I gave them some instructions on what to do to help. It took a while for me to relax enough. But I did get 2 shots in and I was spent. These ladies get full points for effort.

Bangkok Passion Massage Girls
Bangkok Passion Massage Girls

So the experience ended around 20 minutes before the time I paid for, but I can’t complain really because the ladies would have kept it going if I was also able to keep it going. I actually had some fairly good conversation with the first lady with reasonable English, and I kind of feel like a made a friend rather than paid someone to perform a sex act.

In the future I probably would not go to this kind of Bangkok Passion Massage Review because I don’t think this sort of thing is for me. I thought maybe the bath part at the front would help me get comfortable with the ladies, but it did not work out that way. I would like to experience more of the Mango Massage Parlour Review.

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