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Crazy House Bangkok Threesome Experience in Thailand

Crazy House Bangkok is one of those places in Bangkok you go to so that you never miss out on the hottest girls. Check out this review.

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Crazy House Bangkok

Key Takeaways

The short version, in 5 points.

  1. Get to Crazy House at 8:45pm, a great time because it is not crowded yet and most of the girls are still there.
  2. You can see the girls fully nude before placing a bar fine, which is the draw at Crazy House.
  3. A $3 tip to the mamasan is a great tip for them, and she will point out girls who give good service.
  4. Bar fining two girls for a short time on the spot works, with a short-time hotel around the corner.
  5. Talk to the girl before you choose her: trouble mostly starts when you do not get the chance to talk first.

On my recent trip, I decided to go to Crazy House Bangkok. I was in town for three days and I decided to make the best of my time. On Day 1 and Day 2 I spent most of my time experimenting with the girls from Tulip Massage Parlor. I also tried a few others. After the massage places, I wanted to find some slender spinner for the night. After all the fuss, I decided to go to Crazy House Bangkok. Only because I know you can see the girls fully nude before placing a bar fine.

Girls in Soi Cowboy

Girls in Soi Cowboy

The Scene at Crazy House Bangkok

I got there at 8:45 pm, which I think is a great time to get there. It's not crowded yet and most of the girls are still there. I ordered a beer and gave the massaman a nice tip because I really think it helps. It was only $3, but that is a great tip for them.

She then stood next to me and pointed out girls who give good service. I already had my eye on one girl with a really great small and slender body. The massaman confirmed that she is a good choice. The girl came over and we talked and were having a nice opening conversation. Got her a drink. I found myself getting turned on with her rubbing up against me, so I knew she was the pick.

While we were talking about Crazy House Bangkok, I noticed another girl on stage with a petite figure and a pretty face. I asked the first girl about the girl on stage. She thought I wanted to switch girls. But I asked her if she liked her and would enjoy her joining us. She said yes and went over to the stage and pulled the second girl down to join us. The second girl came over and was instantly affectionate in a sweet. Not clumsy or overbearing, way, so I bar fined them both a short time on the spot. I got everyone a round of drinks, including the massaman, and then waited while they got changed.

Soi Cowboy & Crazy House

Soi Cowboy & Crazy House

Two Girls in My Pocket

My hotel was not nearby, so we went to a short-time hotel around the corner. They were really giggly and joking around and seemed to be having fun, including me in the jokes. I didn't catch the 2nd girl's name, unfortunately, but I found myself more attracted to her than the first girl in terms of the sex part of the night. Both were great overall.

We took a shower first and then they laid me down on the bed and she started giving BBBJ while girl #2 draped herself over me and started DFK. They switched after 5 minutes and then we just rolled around kissing and messing around for a while. Girl #2 then hopped on me cowgirl while Girl #1 licked and kissed my chest, neck, and lips.

Bangkok Threesome

Bangkok Threesome

Then we switched to missionary and then she laid flat on her stomach while I took her from behind. This seemed to really get her going and she was making a lot of noise while Girl #1 just kissed and stroked us both. When I stopped and pulled out, she looked back at me with the perfect look of a mix of exhaustion and satisfaction. Then I took Girl #1 cowgirl and doggie for another 15 minutes while Girl #2 DFK. Try to find their pics on Instagram

When I checked if either would let me CIM or COF and girl #2 said she would do COF for an additional 600. I took her up on that offer and finished on her smiling face. We then cleaned up and laid down for a while and chatted.

Inside Crazy House Bangkok

Inside Crazy House Bangkok

Girls at Crazy House

Girls at Crazy House

Crazy House Bangkok Review

Crazy House Bangkok Review

Crazy House GoGo Bar

Crazy House GoGo Bar

What an Experience!

Really great experience at Crazy House Bangkok. It helped that I went in with the attitude that I was just going to spend some money and not worry about that end of it. I didn't spend anything for the first 4 days in town, so I had the money to spare. It also helped that I got exactly what I was hoping to get. I don't know about you guys, but I almost always know very early on if the girl will be worth it.

Open the map

Most of the time, I get in trouble when I don't get the chance to talk to the girl before I choose her. I knew Girl #1 would give good service without the massaman telling me, though she helped make the choice to call her over to the table. If you want something completely different, then go check out the Soapy Massage Bangkok shops or go see a Ping Pong Show in Bangkok.

Frequently Asked Questions

What Time Should I Go to Crazy House in Bangkok?

I got there at 8:45pm, which I think is a great time. It is not crowded yet and most of the girls are still there. Later in the evening the best girls may have left on bar fines, so go early if you want the full choice.

Can You See the Girls Nude Before a Bar Fine at Crazy House?

Yes. That is the reason I picked Crazy House for my last night: you can see the girls fully nude before placing a bar fine. It helps you choose, as you can see the whole picture. I always like to know what I am buying.

How Much Should I Tip the Mamasan at Crazy House?

I gave the mamasan a nice tip of only $3, which is a great tip for them, and I really think it helps. She then stood next to me and pointed out girls who give good service. Keep a few small notes with you.

Can You Bar Fine Two Girls at Crazy House?

Yes. I bar fined two girls for a short time on the spot, after a nice conversation with the first and an invitation to the second. I bought everyone a round of drinks, including the mamasan, and waited while they got changed.

Where Can I Take Girls After Crazy House?

My hotel was not nearby, so we went to a short-time hotel around the corner. The girls were giggly and joking around. If you plan to bring two girls to your own hotel, check its guest policy first. I did not note a price.

How Do I Choose a Girl at Crazy House?

Talk to her first. I got a girl a drink, found myself getting turned on by her rubbing up against me, and knew she was the pick. Most of the time I only get into trouble when I do not get the chance to talk to the girl before I choose her.

Does the Mamasan Help Pick Girls at Crazy House?

Yes. The mamasan stood next to me and pointed out the girls who give good service. I already had my eye on a girl with a small, slender body, and the mamasan confirmed she was a good choice. You can accept advice or choose your own.

What Else Can I Do If Crazy House Is Not My Thing?

If you want something completely different, go to the soapy massage shops in Bangkok or see a Ping Pong show. I spent my first two days with girls from Tulip Massage Parlor, and tried a few others. My guides cover prices and scams for each.