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Visited Crazy House with a Friend and It's So Different Now!

A friend of mine and I decided to check out Crazy House Review in Bangkok. It has changed so much over the years. Check out my review on BangkokPunters.

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Crazy House Bangkok

Key Takeaways

The short version, in 5 points.

  1. Expect to buy two drinks at the door of Crazy House, though it may have been because a girl was with the visitor.
  2. If the bottom floor is packed, go upstairs: there was plenty of seating and several very good looking dancers at about 9pm.
  3. The lineup is often reported to be worse than 2 or 3 years ago, but 4 or 5 good girls were upstairs.
  4. Watch for the 'coke and tequila' lady drink scam: an order of two non-existent cocktails, then the girl bolts.
  5. No grandma balloon show was on upstairs at that hour, and with a girl already on your arm nobody hits you up for a lady drink.

A girlfriend and I happened to be walking near Soi Cowboy about 9 PM last night, she said she'd never been in a go-go bar, so we stopped in and this led me to write this Crazy House Review. We had to buy two drinks outside, as I understand is the case most of the time now. Or maybe it was because I had a girl with me. No matter. The bottom floor was packed, not an available seat for one person much less two, so the server pointed upstairs. I thought, crap, that is where management sends the older, chubbier, less attractive girls to hang out. Nobody wants to go upstairs. And in fact, there was plenty of available seating up there.

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However, I was pleasantly surprised to see there were several very good looking girls shuffling around on the glass stage upstairs at that hour. I mean slim, fit, well-proportioned, nearly tattoo-free, butt-naked, young girls with perky natural tits, pretty faces, IMO, and no sign of baby damage. I might even go so far as to say 3-4 of the upstairs girls were among the better-looking dancers in the club at that hour last night. Could be the better-looking girls that had been dancing downstairs were already out on barfines at the 9 PM hour. Oh, and for that hour at least, there was no ridiculous grandma' shoots a dart out of her raggedy pussy and pops a balloon show!

Inside Crazy House Bangkok

Inside Crazy House Bangkok

Sure, they were as likely as any of these Crazy House Review other girls if not more likely to specialize in the "coke and tequila" non-existent cocktail 2 Lady Drink order and then bolt scam. Since I was with a girl already, none of them hit me up for a Lady Drink. As a matter of fact, there were so few customers upstairs I did not see those girls being called over or hitting up customers for drinks at all.

Anybody else notices an improvement in the upstairs line up at Crazy House Review lately? I know it has been reported several times that the line up at Crazy House is not as good as it was 2-3 years ago at these GoGo Bars. I am among those who reported it. But last night I could not say that was the case for at least 4-5 girls last night. And they working upstairs too!

Frequently Asked Questions

Do You Have to Buy Two Drinks at Crazy House in Bangkok?

I had to buy two drinks outside before going in, and I understand that is the case most of the time now. I wondered whether it was because I had a girl with me, so ask at the door before you pay. Prices and rules change, so check on the night.

Where Is Crazy House in Bangkok?

Crazy House is near Soi Cowboy. A friend and I were walking near Soi Cowboy at about 9pm when we stopped in, and the bottom floor was packed with no free seat. The server then pointed us upstairs, where there was plenty of space.

Is the Upstairs at Crazy House Worth It?

I thought it would be where the older, chubbier girls get sent, but I was pleasantly surprised. At about 9pm there were several very good looking girls on the glass stage, and three or four were among the better-looking dancers in the club that hour. There was plenty of seating, too.

Has the Line up at Crazy House Got Better?

It has been reported several times, including by me, that the line up is not as good as it was 2 or 3 years ago. On this visit I could not say that for at least 4 or 5 girls, including some upstairs. It was one night, so see for yourself.

What Is the Lady Drink Scam at Crazy House?

It is an order for a non-existent 'coke and tequila' cocktail, as two lady drinks, after which the girl bolts. The girls upstairs are as likely as any to try it. Ask the price of a lady drink before you order, and check what is actually in the glass.

What Time Is Crazy House Busiest?

At about 9pm the bottom floor was packed, with not an available seat for one person, let alone two. I reckon some of the better-looking girls from downstairs had already left on bar fines by then. Arriving early gives you a better chance of a seat, but expect to be sent upstairs.

Can I Take a Friend Who Has Never Seen a Go-Go Bar to Crazy House?

I did exactly that. A girlfriend said she had never been in a go-go bar, so we stopped in at Crazy House at about 9pm. None of the girls hit me up for a lady drink, as I was with a girl already. Check that your guest is comfortable before you walk in.

Is There a Show at Crazy House?

For the hour I was upstairs there was no ridiculous 'grandma shoots a dart out of her raggedy pussy and pops a balloon' show. Whether a show runs depends on the night and the hour, so ask when you arrive if that is the sort of thing you want to see.