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Beer Garden Bangkok with Smooci and Thermae Cafe

Here are my reviews of Thermae Bar, Beer Garden Bangkok, and Smooci when I visited Thailand. What an epic city full of girls!

Updated 6 min read

Ruamchitt Hotel Thermae

Key Takeaways

The short version, in 5 points.

  1. Buy a Smooci subscription a couple of weeks before arriving, but expect many saved profiles to be offline by the time you land.
  2. Book a two-hour girl for the 2-hour rate, but she may want to stay over, which is a problem if you cannot sleep with girls in the room.
  3. At Thermae Cafe a girl accepted ฿2,000 against an offer of ฿2,500, and an extra ฿500 tip still went in.
  4. Thermae is a weird place where you cannot just sit and chat, so go in knowing what to expect and avoid the laps.
  5. Beer Garden has a ticketing system, so you may have to close your bill to move seats, and it gets hot inside.

The first girl I met used to work at Beer Garden Bangkok. She was on Smooci but the Smooci website seems more related to issues with the service/app vs. Reviews so I'll leave a review here. I don't understand why but I feel partial to independents, so I focused my searching there. So, I bought a subscription a couple of weeks before arriving so I could read reviews and do some research that way. I saved a bunch of profiles but sadly by the time I got here most of them hadn't been online for a while.

Smooci Before Beer Garden Bangkok

But a few were. I loved the photos of a girl called Methys, but honestly, I was a bit hesitant because her rates are so low, and she only had a handful of reviews. The reviews were mostly positive, but still, I had a bit of hesitation. Anyway overcame that and booked her for a two-hour session the first or second night in town, and I couldn't have been happier. She is LOVELY. Very pretty, very sensual, fantastic natural body, all services as described.

She even wanted to stay over LT for the 2-hour rate (in fact we fell asleep for a couple of hours together), but I just can't sleep well with girls in the room so I somewhat reluctantly called it a night. I'm still slightly regretting that. Probably would have been worth it to get a bad night's sleep and enjoy some good morning sex with her. I was hoping to see her again before I left, but you know how it goes. Too many options, not enough time!

Thermae Cafe Girls

The second girl was a pickup from Thermae Cafe my last night in town. I stopped in there briefly the first night I got here. Had it on my list as a good prospect because I truly love picking up independents from bars. But it's such a weird place, that first night I walked in, drank my beer quickly, and just walked back out. I couldn't get comfortable with it for whatever reason; I guess I was hoping for a spot to just sit down, drink a beer or two, and chat up a few ladies.

Thermae Cafe

Thermae is definitely not that place! But when I went back I was in a better headspace as I knew what I was in for. I hung out a bit, tried to avoid laps and find a spot in the middle, and just took in the action for a half hour or so. Eventually, I spotted a very pretty girl who seemed a bit of an outlier to the rest of the crowd, so a quick chat, quick negotiation (2500 offer, countered 2000 and accepted, but ended up tipping her the +500 anyway), and we were on our way.

Back at the hotel, she was wonderful. No BBBJ sadly, but while CBJ for sure is not my preference, I much prefer a good wet pussy to a wet mouth so no big deal. And yet she was. Multi-orgasmic, super passionate, DFK, all in all probably a tie with Methys for my best evening of the trip. I got her number and will for sure call her if / when I'm back in town.

Heading Out to Beer Garden Bangkok

After checking out Lolitas Bangkok, I also spent a couple of hours the last night at Beer Garden, it's a weird spot but it kind of grows on you. One thing I dislike is that I felt tied to my spot at the bar because of the ticketing system. Maybe that's just me and there's a workaround, but I felt I had to close out my bill to move to another spot near a lady I fancied.

Beer Garden Bangkok

Turns out nothing transpired there anyway, but for guys like me who prefer MILFs to 19-year-old Bar girls, it's a fertile hunting ground. And there definitely were at least a couple of stunners there; one already occupied and got taken out shortly after I arrived, the other who caught my eye was sitting just a couple seats away but seemed disinterested the few times I tried to make eye contact and smile. Then of course when I paid my bill and got up to leave she asked where I was going so soon, but by that time, I was committed to checking out Thermae so. C'est la vie. I also really liked the music (and the fact that it's not so loud to blast our your eardrums), but it's too damned hot in there. If you want to find out other beer places to drink at, follow me on Twitter.

Frequently Asked Questions

How Does a Smooci Subscription Help When Planning a Bangkok Trip?

I bought a subscription a couple of weeks before arriving so I could read reviews and do some research. I saved a bunch of profiles, but by the time I arrived most had not been online for a while. Check availability close to your dates rather than relying on an old shortlist.

How Much Does a Thermae Cafe Pickup Cost?

At the time of writing, I made an offer of ฿2,500 at Thermae Cafe, the girl countered with ฿2,000 and I accepted. I still tipped her the extra ฿500 because the evening went well. Prices change and vary by girl, so agree the figure before you leave.

What Is Thermae Cafe Like on a First Visit?

It is such a weird place that on my first night I walked in, drank my beer quickly and walked back out. I had hoped for a spot to sit, drink a beer or two and chat up a few ladies, and it is definitely not that kind of place.

How Do I Approach Girls at Thermae Cafe?

On my second visit, I knew what to expect. I tried to avoid laps and find a spot in the middle, soaked up the action for about half an hour, then spotted a girl who stood out and had a quick chat followed by a quick negotiation. Take your time.

What Is the Ticketing System at Beer Garden Bangkok?

I disliked the ticketing system at Beer Garden because I felt tied to my spot at the bar. To move near a lady I fancied, I felt I had to close out my bill first. There may be a workaround, so ask the staff when you arrive.

Who Goes to Beer Garden Bangkok?

It is a weird spot that grows on you, and for guys who prefer MILFs to very young bar girls it is a fertile hunting ground. I saw at least a couple of stunners, though nothing happened for me. I liked the music, which was not loud, but found it too hot.

Can I Keep a Smooci Girl Overnight for the 2-Hour Rate?

The girl I booked for 2 hours wanted to stay over for the same rate, and we fell asleep together for a couple of hours. I cannot sleep well with girls in the room, so I called it a night. Check with the girl before you book.

Is Beer Garden Bangkok Too Hot?

The music is good and not so loud that it blasts your eardrums, but it is too damned hot inside. I stayed a couple of hours on my last night. If you dislike heat, sit near the open sides or have one drink and go on to the next place.