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Review of Kazy Kozy Bar in Soi Cowboy

Kazy Kozy is the new bar in Soi Cowboy that seems to have a new way of doing business. It's always great to check out the talent here and what they offer.

Updated 6 min read

Kazy Kozy Soi Cowboy

Key Takeaways

The short version, in 5 points.

  1. You no longer have to buy a drink to enter Kazy Kozy, so it is getting more customers.
  2. A lady's mixed drink with alcohol counts as 2 drinks and costs ฿380, so you can suggest she has a coke only.
  3. Signing the back of your progressive drinks bill means agreeing to a lady drink, or two, with no clear distinction.
  4. Kazy Kozy had 25 to 30 girls on a Saturday with plenty of seats, though only about 25% were nude.
  5. The crowd is a mix of Asian and Farang customers, with no Coyotes in sight.

This is sort of the new Crazy House. Has similarities to Crazy House of 3 to 4 years ago. So, therefore, I am unlikely to go to CH any more, or maybe just a rare occasion in case they have a hot new girl. New hot girls may be more likely to start at Kazy, but can't be sure. Time will tell.

Kazy Kozy in Soi Cowboy

The good points (for Kazy):

1. Lots of slim girls, some silicones, not too overly surgeries dominated. Some killer bodies, if you like slim. Some thicker girls.

2. Some of the new girls have made an effort to loose weight in the last few weeks. Overall girl weights are declining. No real fatties.

3. Don't have to buy a drink to enter any more. Hence they are getting more customers now.

4. Raunchy naked lap dances with touching available. Guy next to me had finger in girl's pussy I believe (without gawking too much).
Depends on the girl, what she allows.

5. Mix of Asian and Farang customers for that in between taste. So not like Rainbow bars. More natural girls.

6. Girls do not have crazy hair dos like a Baccara bar. There are no Coyotes!

7. Not too crowded yet. Plenty of seats still available for now (on a Saturday). Saturday night had 25 to 30 girls. A few hot.
When it gets too full (and it probably will in time), they can open KOZY upstairs.

The bad points (for me):

1. Music too loud to talk to anyone at times. Other times okay Depends on the thump level.

2. If lady orders a mixed drink, alcoholic with soft mixer, it seems to be counted as 2 drinks 380 Baht.
I guess you can have her take a coke only. Tequila I am not sure of the price.

3. Too many shows. Personally I don't like shows much, but the customers thinned out once the shows finished.
Maybe others are liking the shows.

4. Probably only 25% of the girls are nude. Many girls wearing a silly top that hides the tits a bit too much.
I like the Nudes.

5. A gay male mamasan (not LB). Nothing against it but makes me squirm at times. I prefer lady mamasans but don't really need them. Haha. I am never that keen to have too many male staff in a gogo bar, male DJ okay. Dealing with a poncy gay is not that much fun. Someone suggested I but the Gay a drink. No thanks. Don't want him hanging around.

Talent at Kazy Kozy

One very strange system. You get asked to sign the back of your progressive drinks bill (it shows total so far). You don't seem to be signing anything in particular. Turns out the signature is supposed to be agreeing to a lady drink (or two. No apparent distinction). Maybe they at first assumed I would understand. Haha. Was purely mystified at first, not being used to the system.

Standard of the girls is better than Crazy House, and similar to Crazy of some years ago. I found 115 to very cute for me, but looked delicate, inexperienced, young, and not raunchy. Would be a risk to BF her unless I can be sure she is really into Farangs big time. Not clear how many Farangs she has fucked. Next Time I am keen, will try to get a look at her tits and try to get a kiss. These things may decide me, if she is worth the risk.

Several nude girls had very nice bodies, so that helps stop me getting bored too quick. Sat with little Aem service staff with big tits, since have known her since Crazy House opened (a few years).

Later had a quick look in Lighthouse. Exclusively Farang customers showing the girls are not to Asian taste at all. Mostly Milfs. Shortage of skinny girls. No nude girls. Faces very average, some bodies okay Not my taste either.

So my preference for a bar seems to be where the girls attract both Asian and Farang customers in equal numbers. Not too overly surgeries dominated and some nice slim girls, and some pretty faces. I like to have girls at least topless preferably or with revealing tops. Not double layer Coyote Bras. Meanwhile far too many Cowboy bars now have ladyboys out front (Saw LBs in front of several bars), and also Coyote girls from the agency. The gradual death of good Cowboy bars. Saw a hot girl go into Long Gun. I need to check that out. If all the pretty girls are Coyotes, I am sad.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do You Have to Buy a Drink to Enter Kazy Kozy?

Not any more. You do not have to buy a drink to enter Kazy Kozy, and that is why they are getting more customers now. Rules at Soi Cowboy bars change, so check at the door, especially if the bar fills up and a drink minimum returns.

How Much Is a Lady Drink at Kazy Kozy?

A lady's mixed drink, alcohol with a soft mixer, seems to count as 2 drinks, which is ฿380. You can have her take a coke only. I was not sure of the price of tequila, so ask before the girl orders anything.

What Does Signing the Bill Mean at Kazy Kozy?

At Kazy Kozy you are asked to sign the back of your progressive drinks bill, which shows the total so far. I was mystified until I learned that the signature agrees to a lady drink, or two, with no apparent distinction. Ask what you are signing for.

How Many Girls Are at Kazy Kozy on a Saturday Night?

On a Saturday night I counted 25 to 30 girls, a few of them hot, and there were plenty of seats still available. I expect it to get too full in time, in which case they can open Kozy upstairs. I found it not too crowded yet.

Are the Girls at Kazy Kozy Nude?

Not all of them. I think probably only 25% of the girls are nude, and many wear a silly top that hides the breasts a bit too much. I prefer the nudes. There are also raunchy naked lap dances with touching, depending on what the girl allows.

Is Kazy Kozy Like Crazy House?

I call it sort of the new Crazy House, with similarities to Crazy House from 3 to 4 years ago. I think the standard of the girls is better than Crazy House now. I am unlikely to go to Crazy House any more, except on a rare occasion.

Who Goes to Kazy Kozy in Soi Cowboy?

There is a mix of Asian and Farang customers for an in-between taste, so it is not like the Rainbow bars. I found more natural girls and no crazy hair dos like at a Baccara bar. There are no Coyotes, which I like.

Is the Music Too Loud at Kazy Kozy?

Sometimes. The music was too loud to talk to anyone at times, and other times okay, depending on the thump level. I also found there were too many shows, and that the customers thinned out once the shows finished, which made it easier to chat.

Is Lighthouse in Soi Cowboy Worth a Look?

I had a quick look in Lighthouse and found only Farang customers, mostly MILFs, a shortage of skinny girls and no nude girls. The faces were very average and some bodies okay, but it was not to my taste. It is one visit, so judge for yourself.