I know this city and girls in Bangkok can be overwhelming at first so I have decided to share with you my complete guide to nightlife, girls, sex and their prices.
I arrived in Bangkok via the Don Mueang airport. This has been maybe my 10th time in the city and I was extremely excited to be back. I got a Grab taxi and was charged about 350 THB for 45 minutes ride. I also got a tourist sim with DTAC although I should have got True Move since it was cheaper than theirs.
After booking a hotel, I stayed at the Ibis 4. This is one of the Best Guest Friendly Hotels in Bangkok. It cost me around $35 a night. The room was clean. Pretty basic but good. The only thing I didn’t like was the strong smell of cleaner chemicals when checked I in. Few hours of running the AC solved that.
The hotel is about a 3-5 minute walk from Nana Plaza. There is an amazing food set up on the sidewalk on the same side. Right next door you can find the best rice and pad Thai for around 50 THB each. There are plenty of foreigners and Thai eating there. Also midway there is a lady that sells the best fried chicken I have ever had.
Tulip for the Porn Star Experience
After checking in, I took the BTS to see my favorite girls in Bangkok at Tulip. I don’t want to write about the experience in detail. In short, I could summarise that it was a good experience. However, with so much on offer in Bangkok, I would not go back especially if I’m staying for a few days.
Hilary 2 for a Pool Party
Later in the afternoon, I hit up Hilary 2 for beers and pool. In my opinion, it is the best day time bar for atmosphere, location, and ladies. More on that later. I met a wingman which was nice as I found it a lot more fun.
Skip Suzie Wong Girls in Bangkok
Early in the evening, we hit up Soi Cowboy. I started with Suzie Wongs as I heard there was a ping pong show but I’ve never been there before. The place sucked. Skip it.
Kazy Kozy is Insane!
Next on my list was Kazy Kozy. This is my top Gogo Bar entertainment-wise. Most of the time it was girls in Bangkok trying to half-ass dance around on the stage. But when the show started, it was mind-blowing. I saw stuff like girls dripping hot candle wax on each other, girl pulling a 10 ft long string of flowers from her vagina and the cherry on top was a full-on fuck fest with a strap on. Wild. Highly recommended. Lots of hotties.
Spankys at Nana Plaza
We headed back to Nana Plaza to check out Spankys. It was good but hard to top Kazy Kozy and perhaps I don’t remember much so the place has not have been memorable. My wingman found his friend for the night but I wasn’t feeling anything and decided to make the walk of shame back hotel alone.
Deaf Girls in Bangkok at Nana Plaza
I decided to stroll by the infamous Nana Plaza sign to see what was left. I stumbled across a cutie around 22-25 named Flour. Later I realized she’s part of the deaf squad, something I wanted to try as part of some sick craving I had watching some of the BKK112 videos.
1500 THB. I didn’t bother negotiations, as the price was, was good for me. From the pace she was running to my hotel I could tell she wanted to be over quick. Whatever! I was tired and drunk. She was a blast, so tiny I could almost launch her with a hard thrust. The squeals she made were fantastic. Especially when I unexpectedly blasted over her body. It was a quick but fun session. I paid her and then wrapped up the day with some sleep as I had an early start next day doing a bicycle tour which I would also highly recommend.
Billboard, Butterflies & Playskool
The next day, my new friend and I decided to hit up Billboard which was pretty good and then butterflies again I wasn’t really seeing anything I wanted to bar fine and was quite enjoying buying a lady drink and trying out some new girls in Bangkok for a few minutes. Finally, the mammasan brought me a 22-year-old, tall and nice tits with an innocent smile. Her eyes said fuck me, please. This was a no brainer for 1200 THB along with a bar fine of 3000 THB for short time and 5000 THB for long time. It was still early and I had nasty plans for her I took her long time.
My friend wasn’t seeing anything he liked but my date suggested she knew someone at Playskool, the gogo she use to work at but which we found out that it had much less traffic than butterflies when she moved. We went down to Playskool and all the girls in Bangkok’s Nana Plaza recognized her and were eager to have some customers as there were only a few.
Too Much to Drink at Playskool GoGo Bar
We started buying drinks and the girls there were eager to please getting really down and dirty I would recommend this place to have some fun for throwing a few baht as the girls seemed willing. The shots were flowing and I could tell myself that she was starting to get drunk and I said better get out of here before she ends up passing out. Long story short, I got her too drunk and she had to leave. I still had a great time and just paid her for the short time of 3000 THB. Later, I was pissed that I let her drink so much.
We were still hungry for more so I went for a stroll back to see what was left. It was quite late. Found a nice girl early 30’s named Pin who had excellent English. After doing the inquiry she quoted me 1000 THB as it was the last call. I took her back and had a good time. Found out after she does A+ for 500 THB more. I regret not knowing about it earlier.
Doki Doki Massage Parlour
The last day, I woke up a bit later and hit up Doki Doki, a solid line up but no names I could find reviews on here. I ended up going with Honey. She was full-bodied but not fat with the perfect size and feel. Took the 90 minutes Nuru Massage. This was the highlight of my trip. This was my first time with Nuru and Honey really took her work seriously and looked after me. She did this leg lock scissor fuck while I lay on my stomach. It blew my mind. This also included a two-course rimming session for over 10 minutes. My friend who went the day before picked a skinny and tiny girl name unknown and got A+ service. When I asked the reception, she was not offered by anyone.
Food and Girls in Bangkok in China Town
I had dinner at China Town. China Town was great with lots of delicious food options and lots of people fun to see. We then headed back to Nana Plaza for some final action.
Hilary 4 Girls in Bangkok
We decided to bar fine two ladies 750 THB each. It was 2000 THB for shirt time and 4000 THB for long time from Hilary 4. We also decided to check out a ladyboy bar just for shits and giggles and then some dancing at Country Club.
After the bars shut, we headed back to the hotel. She ended up being super weird and a horrible and disappointing experience for my last conquest in town for most likely a long time. Not sure if her name is “Dem” but that’s how she pronounced it. She is fair skin, around 36 and pretty but I would recommend skipping.
Advice for First Time Mongers in Bangkok
Here are my summaries and advice as a first-timer and for other first-timers in this lovely city. Also, if you are looking to party, check out my list of the Best 10 Places to Party in Bangkok.
1. Stay in short walking distance to Nana.
2. You need money to have fun. I blew my budget by a lot but don’t regret it spent where it counts in this order ass, drinks hotel and eating cheap delicious street food. Drinks were not as cheap as I thought and this ate my budget a lot.
3. The one night I and my buddy took bar girls we were both disappointed. She was super shy and not very fun in bed while I had to explain to mine what I wanted. The extra cost of the Go-Go Bar is well worth it because you get an up-close inspection with little or no clothes on. Plus the girls just seem to be more wild, of course, doesn’t mean you could end up getting a starfish in bed.
4. My experiences with the freelancers were good and safe although that might not be the case for everyone.
5. Don’t take tuk-tuks even short distance they are a rip-off. Take a bike, taxi or Grab.
6. You must try the Nuru massage at least once.
7. Girls in Bangkok are so tiny and cute.
8. Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy are definitely the best of all the mongering locations.