When you talk about BJ bars, there is only Soi that comes to mind and that is the infamous Wood Bar Bangkok on Soi 7/1 that extends just behind the Subway restaurant. I've read all the reviews of the Best Blowjob Bars in Bangkok. When I first traveled to Bangkok a couple of years ago, there was no Wood Bar. It was instead called Dr. BJ’s Nuru Salon.
It was an ingenious marketing idea at the time where you could enter the bar and get consulted by a doctor who asked you what you want. Then the doctor (female owner) would introduce you to two kinds of women. The first type would be white coat nurses who on looks were average and the second type would be black coat premium nurses that were exceptionally good looking. The entire play of going to a bar and selecting a girl to give you a blowjob fitted so well into this theme. Then you could select a girl and go upstairs. It was perfect and it was an easy solution for a quick release.
Outside view of Wood Bar on Soi 7/1
Wood Bar Bangkok Is Awesome
A lot has changed now especially after the video segment of Vice that visited Bangkok to do a piece on Dr. BJ’s Salon. After the success of Vice, the establishment came under a lot of pressure for highlighting Bangkok in an inappropriate way. This is really funny because everyone knows that Bangkok is a mongers paradise. Anyways. Today the shop has changed its name to Wood Bar Bangkok but the operations and quality of women that work there seem to remain the same.
The old Dr. BJ's Nuru Bar
Quick Release
Last week, I sat down at the Australian sports bar on the main road of Sukhumvit just around the corner of Soi 7/1. I was contemplating getting a quick release at the bar and then decided to go and check out the newly opened Wood bar. The look and feel of the bar has changed a bit. No more are there any doctor signs and the white/green signboards are all gone. There is one board that says Wood Bar and that’s it. If it wasn’t for the girls sitting out waiting for customers, anyone else would assume it's a regular bar.
I walked up for the first step and the manager of the shop told me to come in. There's a long couch on the right where I had to sit down. The owner asked me if I had come before and I said yes when it was called Dr. Bj’s Salon. She was happy to know I was an old customer. She then paraded a line of girls in front of me who sat down. All of them were dressed up in black and there was only one white dress girl.
Wood Bar Bangkok Prices
The color of their dresses denotes their prices. It’s 1000 Baht for the girls in black and 900 baht for the white one. There was only one girl wearing white who was much older than the rest which makes you think that it's a marketing ploy to suck all the possible money from you. Nevertheless, 1000 Baht for 1 hour or 1 pop is totally worth it. I selected the girl I liked and the manager told me to pay 1000 Baht at the counter.
The counter also doubles up as a bar which means you can get a drink too and take it with you to the room. The girl you selected then wishes you in the traditional Thai style and then leads you up the stairs to a room on the 2nd floor. The room opens up into a passageway that has 4 or 5 smaller rooms inside. Each room is big enough for a sink, lounge chair, and a stool to fit into. It’s not as small as you think it is. It's perfect in fact.
Wood Bar Bangkok Room
Inside the Room
The girl tells you to take off your clothes while she goes out to get her supplies. I take off my clothes and she comes in within a minute holding a basket of lotions and soap. She guides you towards the sink and gives your junk a really good and thorough wash. Then she will wash your balls too because she knows hygiene is most important. She will be impressed with you if you have taken the effort to trim your pubes. Once you're clean, she makes you sit on the chair. She kneels down in front of you and starts what you want her to do.
These girls know how to tease and are quite good at what they do. Tell her to slow down if you are afraid of cumming too soon. You can play with her body from the outside and squeeze her as far as your hand can reach. There is no full services or boom boom involved. If you want that, you will have to pay her more. Plus, I don’t think there is enough place in that room to get full service. There may be other rooms available.
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CIM at Wood Bar Bangkok
Once you cum, your time is up. You can cum in her mouth but she may not swallow. It depends on the girl you choose. You can ask the manager downstairs which girls swallow. Don’t be afraid to ask what you want. After the deed, the girl takes you back to the sink and washes you off again. You put on your clothes and walk down the stairs to leave. You can choose to tip the girl 100 Baht if you like. It's not mandatory but the girls appreciate it.
Final Review
Wood bar is definitely one of those blowjob bars you should go to if you want to experience the true meaning of mongering in Bangkok. There are other BJ bars around Soi 7/1 but I would tell you to avoid Chrome Bar Bangkok and go to Wood Bar instead. My opinion is that Chrome bar and Wood bar are both operated by the same owner and the girls keep swapping off and on. If you want to see the talent that’s on offer at Wood blowjob bar, then check out their Twitter or Instagram pages where they post up pics of the girls. They are numbered so that when you go to the BJ bar, you can ask for whichever girl you like. Here's a video of what it looks like outside Wood Bar in Bangkok. More videos of BJ Bars can be found on this Youtube Channel.
