Picked Took Ta (Gecko). She’s a small 28-year-old girl. She is reasonably good looking. I paid around 2,000 for massage, BJ, FS for 1 hour. They even spell it out in the menu. Analisa Massage Bangkok is one of those places you go to have a good time. It’s filled with young girls that know exactly what it takes to please a man. I have heard of people that go there for the Prostate Massage in Bangkok but I shall have to try that out some other time.

Analisa Massage Bangkok

Analisa Massage Bangkok Room

The room has a shower like all other soapy massage shops but has a massage table instead of a bed. That was the first turn-off. Time for the BJ and she asks if I want a condom. So of course I say no, and she asks how much more will I give her for BBBJ- I said no more money. She said then no BBBJ. So I gave in to her demand for an extra 500 Baht.

Analisa Needs Better Girls

So then she lathers my dick up with gel and gives me 90% HJ and barely 10% BJ. Now I’m getting frustrated and kind of turned off. So I take back control and get her kneeling on the floor and me sitting on edge of the massage table. She keeps doing the 3 second BJ 20 second HJ routine. Finally gets me up. But no kissing, don’t touch my pussy, and I’m thinking what a fucking mistake this was. Then she does the hard to get inside routine and I give up. She finishes me with a sloppy HJ.

Analisa Massage Bangkok

Final Verdict on Analisa Massage Bangkok

I really hope that Analisa Massage Bangkok changes things around. They need better girls that are more cooperative. I do not mind returning if they change their policy on how to take care of their patrons. If you are going here, please check with the mamasan exactly what you want. Specify to her that you do not want to take things slow. You should always ask for a girl that can satisfy you. Their website seems to have done a good job at highlighting the girls that work there. But I think it needs to get better.

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