I desperately needed to go to a Blow Job Bar when I returned back to Bangkok. It was a thrilling new year party in Pattaya. I have to say that I really did not find any girls there that piqued my interest. There was a lot of flirting but nothing more. So, now I have blue balls.
Oh, Blue Balls!
I thought that a good way of taking care of my blue balls was to take a trip to one of Bangkok’s notorious, unique and unrivaled Blow Job Bar. This proved to be a good decision. Although I initially had difficulty locating my bar of choice, one that I had visited several times in the past. I have read about the Best Blow Job Bars in Bangkok but this place I frequented wasn’t on the list. There is also this video you can watch about Bangkok’s Best BJ Bars.
This is Duangporn’s Haven. Earlier known as Som’s Haven. Little did I know that Soms is now defunct. It’s replacement is called Duangporn’s Haven. I walked the length of the Sukhumvit street from my hotel. I was tired and baffled when I could not find it. Google maps are of no assistance whatsoever in these circumstances, so what is the solution? Easy-peasy.
Ask a friendly, neighborhood ladyboy. Initially, she tried to entice me into her lair (bar). She soon realized I had another plan. She very kindly pointed out the bar in question which was only a few doors down the Soi.
This Blow Job Bar is Great
So I hastened to Duangporn’s Haven. But first I had to endure that Thai tradition of the lineup. I always feel sorry for the girls having to go through this undoubtedly slightly embarrassing ritual several times a day.
It must be hard for older or less attractive girls to get seldom chosen. Especially, if there is a prettier, more shapely option available. The blows to their self-image must be devastating. It’s a cruel world. Everyone seems to know that Som is the owner of this establishment and she has some great girls on offer.
I know you’re thinking because of this that I would give one of the less attractive girls a chance by picking her. Fuck that. I went for the young, pretty lass and we climbed the narrow, somewhat rickety stairs to the third floor BJ suite.
Try this Thai Blow Job Bar Now!
For those who have yet to enjoy this experience, you don’t know what you are missing. It right up there with your first joint or fingering of female genitalia. Well maybe not that good but it sure is a thrill.
There is no bed in the room but just a big red couch, like the ones in all TGIF bars but a bit more comfortable looking. It looks well used and a strategically placed towel possibly conceal scars and stains of former encounters or maybe that’s just my overactive imagination.
The girl starts with washing which is almost as much fun as what is to follow. You position yourself in front of a large basin and place your meat and two balls on a kind of paddle. Your privates are gently soaped. They are then washed and rinsed. She will clean you until not a drop of smegma remains anywhere. There’s also a shower in the adjacent room in case you want thorough cleaning.
After you’re clean, you take your seat on the couch with the girl on her knees in front of you ready to do anything you want. Trust me guys, the atmosphere here is better than the Kasalong BJ Bar.
I Came too Soon
To be honest the actual BJ was a little bit of an anticlimax in that I climaxed too soon. The combination of the girl’s expert ministrations together with my lack of recent sexual activity combined to ensure that I was filling her mouth with baby batter less than five minutes after my dick touched her lips.
It was, however, a lovely long drawn out orgasm. Probably the best that I have enjoyed in ages. She let me empty every last drop into her mouth before going off to spit and gargle. And all for the paltry sum of 1000 THB with a well deserved 200 THB tip.
